Random IRC Convo
(Moneh): go fuck a goat while a donkey spits in your ass
(jhood): or in other words, simply enjoy a typical mexican vacation
(zetnub): lmao
(Moneh): haha
Star Trek
To boldly go where no man has gone before.. Arianna Huffington’s vagina.
I wanted to post that to Twitter, but it was down.
stuff
<&jhood> im also creating a home made mouse pen that lets me draw on my monitor
<&jhood> oh, the crazy hijinks I come up with
<@|Jason8|> lol
<@|Jason8|> what
<&jhood> i took an old usb mouse apart and put the LED/wanna be laser part on the tip of a pen.. set the mouse sensitivity really low and i can draw on my 28 inch monitor rather well
<@|Jason8|> …
<@|Jason8|> lol
<&jhood> making it less bulky now
<&jhood> I also cured cancer
<@|Jason8|> nice
<&jhood> yup
<&jhood> as it turns out, staring into the end of the mouse laser kills all the cells in your eye.. including cancer cells
<@|Jason8|> LOL
Three Months Free Webhosting
A while back I was looking for a new web host for this blog, because MediaTemple doesn’t handle wordpress blog hosting very well. I came across 1&1 and signed up with them, and have been happy ever since.
Come to find out, 1&1 is offering three months free for any shared hosting account, but it expires on the 28th.. if you want three months free hosting, check out 1&1 before the offer is up.
I Will Code Your FaceBook Apps
Do you need a facebook programmer or are you wondering how to code a facebook application that makes money?
My latest facebook application gets 50,000 hits per day, and I will code whatever you want me to.
Apps that require Flash or image manipulation are only $5,000.
Anything that uses affiliate links to generate income are $10,000.
My fees are expensive, because you will probably make that back in a day.
jeff@hoodmonkey.com subject: facebook apps
GoDaddy.. Sucks.
I chose to host this blog, and a few other websites through a company called MediaTemple. They claimed to offer outstanding uptime (amount of time per month that the site is accessible) by hosting my site on their “Grid” or cluster of web servers. It handled the Digg effect rather well, but lately it seems like MediaTemple are trying to reach a daily quota on the number of times my sites are down. My email monitoring service alerted me that it was down three times today.
So I Google around for some other webhosts and came across GoDaddy. Quickly browsed their site and saw that they were giving free ad credits to new customers. I was sold, and entered my payment information and registered an account.
Then I get to my actual account page and see this:
