Alien Abduction Triple Homicide

I have two good reasons why I haven’t posted in three weeks:

1: I’ve been busy.

2: I forgot the administrator password to this blog, and couldn’t reset it because the MX records on the server are set up weird to accommodate for Google stuff – so I manually changed the password in the database (which turned out to be using a new algorithm in WP 2.5) which messed everything up to the point I had to completly delete my user account on this blog and start over.

Only I couldn’t start over. So in other words, I locked myself outside of the house and figured that killing the people inside would somehow get the door open. I’m clearly Mensa material.

In other news, I found a picture of me floating around the web from 2003.

I have no idea.