I like reading jokes on the internet. Sometimes, the best part of the joke is the last line of what seems to be a never ending, shoddily constructed short story. Here’s some random last lines that I’ve found.. To which the doctor replies, “April Fool’s! It was already dead!” Man replies, “I think you’ll find [...]

If Jason Bateman were an English man with a butler, he’d be Master Bateman The professor with a degree in fishing is quite the master baiter. A hand model with a good resume will get a lot of hand jobs. Since the injury forced him to retire from jockeying, I’ve always had to help my [...]