About me

Hi, how are you?

My name is Jeff Hood, and I’m a 25 year old man from Lincoln, Nebraska. I have a brother named Robin, and a communist “Hells Angel” midget sister, who we call Little Red Riding Hood. That last sentence isn’t true, but pretty much sums up everything you’ll read on my site.

I do internet stuff. Websites, designs, software, you name it. You might have heard about, or even used one of my sites in the past but I’m not one for revealing my identify beyond name, age and address over the web. Stalkers scare me, and I do everything in my power to prevent my contact information from being accessible. If you’re not a stalker, though, feel free to call me at 402-261-8733. I paid a guy to record my voice mail message, believe it or not. Fortunately, the cost was added into the original price of my telephone, in exchange for a non-exclusive right to record the same message on every other phone. Hint, he’s Asian.

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