<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>hoodmonkey &#187; admin</title> <atom:link href="http://hoodmonkey.com/author/admin/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://hoodmonkey.com</link> <description>Just another Hoodmonkey weblog</description> <lastBuildDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:13:46 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1</generator> <item><title>Updates..</title><link>http://hoodmonkey.com/updates-2/</link> <comments>http://hoodmonkey.com/updates-2/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:20:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://hoodmonkey.com/?p=433</guid> <description><![CDATA[Exciting stuff coming through the pipeline, I promise.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Exciting stuff coming through the pipeline, I promise.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://hoodmonkey.com/updates-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>My Latest Idea and SEO Strategy</title><link>http://hoodmonkey.com/my-latest-idea-and-seo-strategy/</link> <comments>http://hoodmonkey.com/my-latest-idea-and-seo-strategy/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 20:52:56 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[online business]]></category> <category><![CDATA[site management]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://hoodmonkey.com/?p=414</guid> <description><![CDATA[Just like you, I have hundreds of ideas running around my brain at any given time, all of them subjected to some sort of filtering system that eventually forces the good ones out to my hands, to be created at the weirdest times. This is one of those times. I want to create a small [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just like you, I have hundreds of ideas running around my brain at any given time, all of them subjected to some sort of filtering system that eventually forces the good ones out to my hands, to be created at the weirdest times. This is one of those times.</p><p>I want to create a small network of websites and blogs that will push one of my &#8220;money sites&#8221; to the top of the SERPs for some &#8220;office lease&#8221; keywords. The basic strategy is outlined in this screenshot:</p><p><img src="http://content.screencast.com/users/hoodmonkey/folders/Jing/media/1b75852a-80b9-40e2-a403-322df1f3d554/2010-12-02_1433.png" width="613" height="720" /></p><p>As you can see, the main site I want to push up is the &#8220;primary site,&#8221; or in this example case, hoodmonkey.com. I&#8217;ll create three &#8220;secondary sites&#8221; that will cater around the subject I&#8217;m focused on, and within the first month or so, point a few links from these small sites to hoodmonkey.com all the while creating 10 or 20 &#8220;ternary sites&#8221; that will each point to one of the secondary sites. In other words: I&#8217;m giving backlinks to my backlinks, which will hopefully strengthen the amount of street-cred my primary site gets from Google and Bing.</p><p>I&#8217;m not well versed in SEO anymore, but I think that as long as the mini site network stays within the well-known search engine rules, I won&#8217;t have to worry about getting de-listed from anything. Also, if all goes as planned, I&#8217;d have about three or four of my mini sites ranking for the same category as my primary site.</p><p>In closing, if this first three-month test goes well, I&#8217;m going to launch a website network of 300 or so sites that I&#8217;ll use for SEO. My second project is launching 500 sites, with the goal of each site profiting $5 per day. Again, I don&#8217;t do blackhat, so this is all well within the widely accepted rules of both Google and Bing, the latter of which now powering Yahoo.</p><p>Til the next post, I reckon..</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://hoodmonkey.com/my-latest-idea-and-seo-strategy/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sitting Idle for One Hundred Hours</title><link>http://hoodmonkey.com/sitting-idle-for-one-hundred-hours/</link> <comments>http://hoodmonkey.com/sitting-idle-for-one-hundred-hours/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:06:41 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://hoodmonkey.com/sitting-idle-for-one-hundred-hours/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Not too hard to do, BTW. It is a public channel, but there&#8217;s never much going on in there.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://cdn.hoodmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/100-hours-idle.png" alt="100-hours-idle" title="100-hours-idle" width="622" height="101" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-259" /></p><p>Not too hard to do, BTW. It is a public channel, but there&#8217;s never much going on in there.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://hoodmonkey.com/sitting-idle-for-one-hundred-hours/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Writing on an ipod</title><link>http://hoodmonkey.com/writing-on-an-ipod/</link> <comments>http://hoodmonkey.com/writing-on-an-ipod/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:51:07 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[featured]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category> <category><![CDATA[test]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://hoodmonkey.com/writing-on-an-ipod/</guid> <description><![CDATA[I bought an iPod touch yesterday. The only place that sold the iphone nearby was closed. I&#8217;m actually writing this post on an iPod touch, and it&#8217;s surprising easy to type on th even though the keyboard is a bit smaller than what I&#8217;m used to. Also it has support for multible mail mailboxes which [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bought an iPod touch yesterday. The only place that sold the iphone nearby was closed. I&#8217;m actually writing this post on an iPod touch, and it&#8217;s surprising easy to type on th even though the keyboard is a bit smaller than what I&#8217;m used to.</p><p>Also it has support for multible mail mailboxes which is a godsend. I&#8217;m going to save this post and see how it works. Should come in handy on long car rides and other stuff. I kept trying to type woot in irc but it kept typing woof so I looked pretty stupid. Ok, saving this post now.</p><p>Thanks for reading!</p><p><a href="http://cdn.hoodmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/p-480-320-0f3f1cd3-95fc-4f69-bed4-96e7f54b1aaa.jpeg"><img src="http://cdn.hoodmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/p-480-320-0f3f1cd3-95fc-4f69-bed4-96e7f54b1aaa.jpeg" alt="" width="200" height="300" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://hoodmonkey.com/writing-on-an-ipod/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Wheels on the Bus.</title><link>http://hoodmonkey.com/wheels-on-the-bus/</link> <comments>http://hoodmonkey.com/wheels-on-the-bus/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:13:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category> <category><![CDATA[food]]></category> <category><![CDATA[humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tragedy]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://hoodmonkey.com/wheels-on-the-bus/</guid> <description><![CDATA[I didn’t have a car when I worked at Burger King in 2001, so I took the bus. The driver offered to let me ride free in exchange for a daily Whopper sandwich. I knew I couldn’t steal food from the restaurant, so I ended up buying three-hundred and sixty dollars worth of food for [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn’t have a car when I worked at Burger King in 2001, so I took the bus. The driver offered to let me ride free in exchange for a daily Whopper sandwich. I knew I couldn’t steal food from the restaurant, so I ended up buying three-hundred and sixty dollars worth of food for what would have been ninety dollars in bus fair for three months.</p><p>The bus driver died.</p><p>Thought I’d share.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://hoodmonkey.com/wheels-on-the-bus/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Spooky License Agreement</title><link>http://hoodmonkey.com/spooky-license-agreement/</link> <comments>http://hoodmonkey.com/spooky-license-agreement/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:11:46 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://hoodmonkey.com/?p=155</guid> <description><![CDATA[The creepy-ass font wasn&#8217;t my doing, nor was it a bug. I have no idea why they chose it, but it&#8217;s making me think about not accepting the agreement.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-156" title="spooky_ass_license" src="http://cdn.hoodmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/spooky_ass_license.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="465" /></p><p>The creepy-ass font wasn&#8217;t my doing, nor was it a bug. I have no idea why they chose it, but it&#8217;s making me think about not accepting the agreement.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://hoodmonkey.com/spooky-license-agreement/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Fat Man Tries to Eat Streetview Cam</title><link>http://hoodmonkey.com/fat-man-tries-to-eat-streetview-cam/</link> <comments>http://hoodmonkey.com/fat-man-tries-to-eat-streetview-cam/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:42:25 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://hoodmonkey.com/?p=149</guid> <description><![CDATA[Ever since Google released StreetView, I have been patiently waiting for my privacy to be invaded and for my license plate number to be published to the thousands of pedophiles, sociopaths and convicted murders who roam the local libraries public computer lab. Not to mention the downright lunatics who jump on top of your car [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever since Google released StreetView, I have been patiently waiting for my privacy to be invaded and for my license plate number to be published to the thousands of pedophiles, sociopaths and convicted murders who roam the local libraries public computer lab. Not to mention the downright lunatics who jump on top of your car and try to stuff you into a plastic bag:<br /><center></p><p><img src="http://cdn.hoodmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/google-guy-huge.gif" alt="" title="google-guy-huge" /></p><p><img src="http://cdn.hoodmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/google-nuts11.gif" alt="" title="google-nuts11" /></p><p><img src="http://cdn.hoodmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/streetview-funny-pic-300x168.gif" alt="" title="streetview-funny-pic" /></p><p></center></p><p>There&#8217;s another one where a car appears to be getting hit by a train. I&#8217;ll post most in a few days.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://hoodmonkey.com/fat-man-tries-to-eat-streetview-cam/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>6</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Shoemoney Pimps His Shizzle</title><link>http://hoodmonkey.com/shoemoney-pimps-his-shizzle/</link> <comments>http://hoodmonkey.com/shoemoney-pimps-his-shizzle/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 17:39:02 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://hoodmonkey.com/?p=142</guid> <description><![CDATA[Was looking around on how the old AuctionAds affiliate links were handled and came across this: A while later:]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was looking around on how the old AuctionAds affiliate links were handled and came across this:<br /> <img src="http://cdn.hoodmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/shoemoney_pimping_himself.jpg" alt="" title="shoemoney_pimping_himself" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-139" /></p><p>A while later:<br /> <img src="http://cdn.hoodmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/what.jpg" alt="" title="what" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-143" /></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://hoodmonkey.com/shoemoney-pimps-his-shizzle/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Lucid Dreaming for Dummies.</title><link>http://hoodmonkey.com/lucid-dreaming-for-dummies/</link> <comments>http://hoodmonkey.com/lucid-dreaming-for-dummies/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 18:56:44 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://hoodmonkey.com/?p=136</guid> <description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not implying you&#8217;re a dummy. It&#8217;s just that it&#8217;s taken me X years to learn how to fully invoke a life-like, realistic controlable situation on cue while dreaming as so I associate you with a dummy by default, because you don&#8217;t know. If that sentence didn&#8217;t make sense, it&#8217;s because you&#8217;re awake. If you [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not implying you&#8217;re a dummy. It&#8217;s just that it&#8217;s taken me X years to learn how to fully invoke a life-like, realistic controlable situation on cue while dreaming as so I associate you with a dummy by default, because you don&#8217;t know. If that sentence didn&#8217;t make sense, it&#8217;s because you&#8217;re awake. If you were dreaming, however, you would have been thrust into the world of lucid dreaming.</p><p>Lucid dreaming is being the director of a movie in the year 3012, where dinosaurs have magic and sound waves shake your hand.  It&#8217;s being abducted by aliens and driving their ship. It&#8217;s being able to live out your thoughts, by controlling your dreams. But in order to control your dreams, you need to control when you dream.</p><p><span id="more-136"></span><br /> Coincidently I started wetting the bed around the same time I started experiencing really lucid dreaming. Waking up paralyzed when you just ran a marathon in a dream can startle your body into doing unexpected things. Thankfully, the bed-wetting ended it&#8217;s course long before it interfered with my ability to sleep. It also forced me into &#8216;situation-aware&#8217; dreaming head on, for which I&#8217;m also thankful. I&#8217;m glad I pee my pants.</p><p>I came to the conclusion that drenching the bed was a bad thing for two reasons. One, I was almost 10, and two, soaking a twin-sized mattresses each night was almost causing me to become dehydrated. At any rate, my plan was to try and <em>catch myself dreaming</em> and wake myself up before draining the vain. The next night before the alien in my watery room tapped on my spine to leave me paralyzed, I stopped the dream.</p><p>But I didn&#8217;t wake up.</p><p>I rearranged the room by moving the dresser over my head and against the wall. I opened the windows and watched the dark matter wash out into the dry, rocky soil. It really took me a while to figure out that I was doing all this <em>willingly</em>, just as I would go about moving stuff in my room throughout the day. I never floated, but was able to walk over to the window and look outside. Snap a shot of StarWars mixed with NASA on top of food poisoning with a 12-mega pixel camera and you&#8217;d have a glimpse at the most lucid, crystal-clear imagery that I have ever witnessed in my entire life. It was pretty awesome, and it&#8217;s changed my life to be able to force myself to live out situations in my dreams that I couldn&#8217;t even think about acting out in real life. Ever want to date Jessica Alba, but leave when she starts talking? Not in real life.. she&#8217;d follow you. But in dream-world, it&#8217;s entirely possible. How?</p><p>By forcing yourself to think while you&#8217;re sleeping.</p><p>Sounds tough, sure. Unless you <em>want</em> to do it, then it&#8217;s pretty easy. It&#8217;s like an off and on switch that&#8217;s more reliable than the one on your HD-DVD player (You won&#8217;t remember the hex code off hand, but you would in a dream, honestly).</p><p>I&#8217;ll have to fill in the rest of this post in a bit. Thanks for reading! And holy crap, that horse pic of whats her face got on DIGG! Thanks to whoever submitted it (I don&#8217;t check those) and thanks for putting up with my ad-less blog.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://hoodmonkey.com/lucid-dreaming-for-dummies/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Weird Horse Wedding</title><link>http://hoodmonkey.com/weird-horse-weddding/</link> <comments>http://hoodmonkey.com/weird-horse-weddding/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 15:03:01 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://hoodmonkey.com/?p=134</guid> <description><![CDATA[This was actually displayed on the front page of Yahoo. This post used to have a funny image on it, but the pic got deleted during our last server update. Good news, though! We&#8217;re featuring more funny images and contests on our new site, PSGeeks.org!]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was actually displayed on the front page of Yahoo.</p><p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-135" title="ugly_horse_wedding" src="http://cdn.hoodmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/ugly_horse_wedding.jpg" alt="" width="430" height="245" /></p><p>This post used to have a funny image on it, but the pic got deleted during our last server update. Good news, though! We&#8217;re featuring more <a href="http://psgeeks.org/tutorials/">funny images and contests on our new site, PSGeeks.org!</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://hoodmonkey.com/weird-horse-weddding/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>32</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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