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Search marketing is a huge industry, generating billions of dollars of income every year and growing exponentially. In the past I have created software to streamline your SEO and PPC driven business tasks and I have realized there is a huge opportunity that most of us miss [...]

I was trying to find information on scissors on Google, but found nothing. Maybe one day Google will be smart enough to understand weird symbols.

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I’ve had the same typical resolutions for the past two years. Stuff from years past has been trashed. That, all in itself, should tell you something.
1) Quit smoking. (Smoked in high-school, then quit until I was 23-ish)
2) Work out, build muscle.
3) Get laid.
Laziness has never been an issue; I just don’t have time. Perhaps I [...]

When I have trouble understanding complex issues, I often try to deconstruct the topic and then compare the basic concept to a daily routine that I have already figured out. This process hasn’t let me down until recently, when I was trying to wrap my head around web security. As usual, I don’t expect replies [...]

Scott Adams feels Kayne West is a genius. I’m going to be the first to say it: Barack Obama hates black people.
That needs to be on the Daily Show.

I have two good reasons why I haven’t posted in three weeks:
1: I’ve been busy.
2: I forgot the administrator password to this blog, and couldn’t reset it because the MX records on the server are set up weird to accommodate for Google stuff – so I manually changed the password in the database (which turned [...]

Every three months or so, I get a envelope in the mail from some lonely soul at the I.R.S.
Apparently, I.R.S. stands for “I Really Suck (at doing my job)” because for the past two years they’ve misspelled my name as ‘Jeffert Hood’ despite my repeated attempts to ignore it. You might blame my handwriting, or [...]

I bought a slightly outdated computer through eBay last Christmas. It was actually a steal: 3.2GHz Pentium 4 with a 250GB drive and a gig of memory for $100, and while you won’t find it featured in Best Buy, it was a great machine. As a matter of fact, I don’t think you’d find a [...]