Which One Am I?

March 7th, 2010 No Comments

Hint: Lower right, second to the end, wearing a “Flight 23″ shirt. I look like a tiny Linus Torvalds, and apparently I’m holding hands with the foreign-exchange student beside me.
Random thoughts: Notice we had one black kid, and one Asian kid in the entire class. I was friends with both, but looking back these two [...]

Smoking Kills

February 16th, 2010 No Comments

Trying to learn how to create those vector graphics in PhotoShop. I’ve got a long way to go, obviously.

Testing a CDN

February 12th, 2010 No Comments

I’m testing a content delivery network.. ignore this message

Merry Christmas.

December 25th, 2009 No Comments

It’s 4:12 AM on Christmas morning, and I’m programming some JavaScript for a webapp that I’ve been working on. That’s either supreme dedication, or downright mental.
In any event, enjoy your holiday.

My Disclaimer

October 20th, 2009 No Comments

Recently the FTC, FCC and KFC joined forces to kill free speech on the internet by enacting a set of fake laws and loose guidelines for bloggers, aimed to help those too clueless to distinguish “Becky’s (fake) Weight Loss Blog” from, oh I don’t know, the Huffington Post. In order to comply with the Government [...]

Houston, Can You Hear Me Now?

October 20th, 2009 No Comments

I never went to a technical college, but people who paid the fifty-grand to learn what I know always tell me there are only two rules for successfully maintaining a website:
1. Always keep backups.
2. Don’t let people hack you.
I forgot both, and accidentally deleted the folder with all the images I’ve uploaded to this blog [...]

Odd Belkin Router JavaScript

October 6th, 2009 No Comments

This JS function was taken from one of the configuration pages hosted on my wireless router:
function isHex(s) {
var j, x = 0;
for (var i = 0 ; i < s.length; i++) {
var c = s.charAt(i);
j = parseInt(c, 16);
if (!((j == 0) || (j == 1)|| (j == 2)|| (j == 3)|| (j == 4)|| (j [...]

Yes, I did.

August 19th, 2009 10 Comments

Thank you, Google.
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Sitting Idle for One Hundred Hours

July 6th, 2009 No Comments

Not too hard to do, BTW. It is a public channel, but there’s never much going on in there.

Star Trek

May 19th, 2009 No Comments

To boldly go where no man has gone before.. Arianna Huffington’s vagina.
I wanted to post that to Twitter, but it was down.