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Spooky License Agreement

The creepy-ass font wasn’t my doing, nor was it a bug. I have no idea why they chose it, but it’s making me think about not accepting the agreement.


Fat Man Tries to Eat Streetview Cam

Ever since Google released StreetView, I have been patiently waiting for my privacy to be invaded and for my license plate number to be published to the thousands of pedophiles, sociopaths and convicted murders who roam the local libraries public computer lab. Not to mention the downright lunatics who jump on top of your car [...]


Ur shud b ah Genius!

I was looking for a way to set the default option for a select element using JavaScript and came across this gem:

Notice that the ExpertsExchange (not ExpertSexChange) website labels this man as a Genius.
Also, the incredible “makeOption” function was defined as:
function makeOption(text){
this.text = text;
}
Fortunately the genius supplied the solution:


Shoemoney Pimps His Shizzle

Was looking around on how the old AuctionAds affiliate links were handled and came across this:

A while later:


Twitter spam.


Lucid Dreaming for Dummies.

I’m not implying you’re a dummy. It’s just that it’s taken me X years to learn how to fully invoke a life-like, realistic controlable situation on cue while dreaming as so I associate you with a dummy by default, because you don’t know. If that sentence didn’t make sense, it’s because you’re awake. If you [...]


Weird Horse Wedding

This was actually displayed on the front page of Yahoo.


Testing something..

Testing something out that could actually destroy the blog.. hopefully it won’t.


Flash Security Risk

I was having some issues with XUL running local Flash 8 content. A warning dialog would appear, which really made my years worth of work look malicious the second someone opened my program.
Anyway the fix was to create the file “myTrustFiles.cfg” within the Application Data directory on the user’s account and fill it with a [...]


Keeping busy.

How’s it going?