It’s as Big as a Hat

I like reading jokes on the internet. Sometimes, the best part of the joke is the last line of what seems to be a never ending, shoddily constructed short story. Here’s some random last lines that I’ve found..

To which the doctor replies, “April Fool’s! It was already dead!”

Man replies, “I think you’ll find I was talking to the sheep.”

“It’s also important that you learn to be observant. I put my ring finger in his ass and my index finger in my mouth”

The boy replies, “It’s not so funny when its your mom, is it?”

The father replied “No, it’s because your are 19.”

“For those of you pissed about the two hour delay, please see the cunt in the kitchen!”

And thats what I do all day.