New Years Resorted Resolutions

I’ve had the same typical resolutions for the past two years. Stuff from years past has been trashed. That, all in itself, should tell you something.

1) Quit smoking. (Smoked in high-school, then quit until I was 23-ish)
2) Work out, build muscle.
3) Get laid.

Laziness has never been an issue; I just don’t have time. Perhaps I just don’t have time skills, but regardless I’ve spent the past two years wanting to get into shape but nothing happened. So this year I decided to try it out, and took a shot at all three.

So far I’m still smoking and unlaid, but the initial workout strategy has been successful. Every day when I step into the room, I pick up the weights and move them somewhere else, and since it takes me forty-five minutes to move them ten feet I am regularly getting the recommend amount of exercise.

Thank you.