Merry Christmas.

December 25th, 2009 No Comments

It’s 4:12 AM on Christmas morning, and I’m programming some JavaScript for a webapp that I’ve been working on. That’s either supreme dedication, or downright mental.

In any event, enjoy your holiday.

Google Android Developer Forum and Free Code

November 10th, 2009 No Comments

Like many people, I bought into the hype and purchased a first generation iPhone and iPod Touch (second generation) when they first came out. Mostly I just wanted a phone that had all the cool new features, partially because I wanted to be trendy, but also because some of those options included were pretty useful [...]

PhotoShop Geekage

October 22nd, 2009 1 Comment

While looking around my apache log files the other day I found out that this site got hacked last summer. Fortunately, no real damage was done, but it did take a few minutes to remove the malicious code and install the latest version of WordPress, which somehow made the software delete all the images I’ve [...]

My Disclaimer

October 20th, 2009 No Comments

Recently the FTC, FCC and KFC joined forces to kill free speech on the internet by enacting a set of fake laws and loose guidelines for bloggers, aimed to help those too clueless to distinguish “Becky’s (fake) Weight Loss Blog” from, oh I don’t know, the Huffington Post. In order to comply with the Government [...]

Houston, Can You Hear Me Now?

October 20th, 2009 No Comments

I never went to a technical college, but people who paid the fifty-grand to learn what I know always tell me there are only two rules for successfully maintaining a website:
1. Always keep backups.
2. Don’t let people hack you.
I forgot both, and accidentally deleted the folder with all the images I’ve uploaded to this blog [...]

Odd Belkin Router JavaScript

October 6th, 2009 No Comments

This JS function was taken from one of the configuration pages hosted on my wireless router:
function isHex(s) {
var j, x = 0;
for (var i = 0 ; i < s.length; i++) {
var c = s.charAt(i);
j = parseInt(c, 16);
if (!((j == 0) || (j == 1)|| (j == 2)|| (j == 3)|| (j == 4)|| (j [...]

Yes, I did.

August 19th, 2009 10 Comments

Thank you, Google.
Think this is funny? Check out some random and funny Omegle chats.

Sitting Idle for One Hundred Hours

July 6th, 2009 No Comments

Not too hard to do, BTW. It is a public channel, but there’s never much going on in there.

Star Trek

May 19th, 2009 No Comments

To boldly go where no man has gone before.. Arianna Huffington’s vagina.
I wanted to post that to Twitter, but it was down.

stuff

March 18th, 2009 No Comments

im also creating a home made mouse pen that lets me draw on my monitor
oh, the crazy hijinks I come up with
lol
what
i took an old usb mouse apart and put the LED/wanna be laser part on the tip of a pen.. set the mouse sensitivity really low and i can [...]