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<&jhood> im also creating a home made mouse pen that lets me draw on my monitor
<&jhood> oh, the crazy hijinks I come up with
<@|Jason8|> lol
<@|Jason8|> what
<&jhood> i took an old usb mouse apart and put the LED/wanna be laser part on the tip of a pen.. set the mouse sensitivity really low and i can draw on my 28 inch monitor rather well
<@|Jason8|> …
<@|Jason8|> lol
<&jhood> making it less bulky now
<&jhood> I also cured cancer
<@|Jason8|> nice
<&jhood> yup
<&jhood> as it turns out, staring into the end of the mouse laser kills all the cells in your eye.. including cancer cells
<@|Jason8|> LOL
Three Months Free Webhosting
February 26th, 2009 • No CommentsA while back I was looking for a new web host for this blog, because MediaTemple doesn’t handle wordpress blog hosting very well. I came across 1&1 and signed up with them, and have been happy ever since. Come to find out, 1&1 is offering three months free for any shared hosting account, but it [...]
I Will Code Your FaceBook Apps
February 19th, 2009 • No CommentsDo you need a facebook programmer or are you wondering how to code a facebook application that makes money? My latest facebook application gets 50,000 hits per day, and I will code whatever you want me to. Apps that require Flash or image manipulation are only $5,000. Anything that uses affiliate links to generate income [...]
GoDaddy.. Sucks.
February 11th, 2009 • No CommentsI chose to host this blog, and a few other websites through a company called MediaTemple. They claimed to offer outstanding uptime (amount of time per month that the site is accessible) by hosting my site on their “Grid” or cluster of web servers. It handled the Digg effect rather well, but lately it seems [...]
It’s as Big as a Hat
January 23rd, 2009 • No CommentsI like reading jokes on the internet. Sometimes, the best part of the joke is the last line of what seems to be a never ending, shoddily constructed short story. Here’s some random last lines that I’ve found.. To which the doctor replies, “April Fool’s! It was already dead!” Man replies, “I think you’ll find [...]
Toilet humor one liners
January 2nd, 2009 • No CommentsIf Jason Bateman were an English man with a butler, he’d be Master Bateman The professor with a degree in fishing is quite the master baiter. A hand model with a good resume will get a lot of hand jobs. Since the injury forced him to retire from jockeying, I’ve always had to help my [...]
An Excuse to Post
December 22nd, 2008 • No Comments[10:38:07] <jhood>we have a new bot on efnet [10:38:14] <jhood>nemo is setting it up [12:23:05] <Acro>oh thought it said funet [12:23:11] <Acro>cause I invented that [12:43:15] <jhood>im surprised you’re not on furnet [12:43:43] <jhood>with the other adults who dress up in animal costumes before engaging in sexual activities [12:44:15] <jhood>we have weekly gatherings [12:54:29] <Acro>no [...]