Random Post

A friend turned me on to this image of an ice canyon, which looks like the world’s second coldest vagina, after Hillary Clinton.

http://www.redbubble.com/people/karex/art/72923-11-ice-canyon

As an update, my family decided to have Thanksgiving at my brother’s house, which was a pleasant disaster. Everything was a bit hectic, so my father took his aggression out on the turkey, which I believe was the first dead creature on Earth that was able to feel pain. Both the turkey, and my hope for a normal holiday died a second death when the lack of proper seating forced me to sit on a comfy pile of children and small animals in the corner of my brother’s living room, while watching “Clifford the Big Red Dog” on a seventy inch television. Thankfully, the day ended before I could find the warden to confess my crimes and commit to the electric chair.

Christmas should be fun.