Toilet humor one liners

1. If Jason Bateman were an English man with a butler, he’d be Master Bateman
2. The professor with a degree in fishing is quite the master baiter.
3. A hand model with a good resume will get a lot of hand jobs.
4. Since the injury forced him to retire from jockeying, I’ve always had to help my uncle Jack off the horse.

Thats all I got.